Revenue Realignment for Creative Baddies Who Are Tired of the Bullshit.

Let’s fix the real reasons your offers aren’t converting—pricing, buyer behavior, and sales clarity.

Burn out Blows.

But mispriced offers and messy sales calls blow harder.

Running Your Business on Vibes and Hope?

If your desktop looks like a digital crime scene, your timelines live in the Bermuda Triangle between your brain and a rogue sticky note, and every system you try makes you want to fake your own disappearance—I see you.

Your “messy” way of working? Not the issue.
The rigid-ass systems making your brain short-circuit? That’s the problem.

You don’t need to force your brilliance into someone else’s blueprint.
You need a strategy that honors the way your brain actually works—and helps you make money with it.

Let’s turn that beautiful chaos into revenue clarity, aligned offers, and pricing that finally sticks..

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Because your inbox doesn’t need another “Top 10 Tips” that sends you straight to Dissociation Station.

Between your executive function ghosting you and your desktop living its best crime scene life, you don’t need more noise—you need strategy that actually works for your beautifully chaotic brain.

Consider this your invite to stop pretending your brain works in straight lines. Let’s build something sustainable, profitable, and real—as fuck.

Weekly insights on pricing psychology, buyer behavior, and running a creative business that doesn’t break you.

You’re Not Here to Play by the Rules

You’re overflowing with ideas, ambition, and creative fire. You didn’t start a business to mimic someone else’s blueprint—or to burn yourself out chasing someone else’s version of success.

You’re here to do things differently. To make magic. To build a business that feels as good as it looks—and actually pays you like it should.

You’re done with the “shoulds.”
You’re ready for the “fuck yes.”

Let’s build the version of your business that finally feels like you—strategic, sustainable, and unapologetically aligned.

It’s time to ditch the shoulds and to double down on the hell yeahs

That's where I come in

Hey, I’m Kat 👋

I decode the chaos behind your offers, pricing, and sales strategy—so you can stop duct-taping your business together and actually get paid what you’re worth.

You’re brilliant at what you create. But behind the scenes?


It’s giving “Where TF did I put that file?” energy.
Your launches feel like fire drills.
our systems fight your brain.
And every “proven” method you try makes you want to set your business on fire and move to a cabin.

  • Here’s the truth:

  • You’re not disorganized.

  • You’re not bad at business.

  • You’ve just never had strategy built for your brain.

I help creative service providers like you:

  • Clean up chaotic offers that aren’t converting

  • Fix pricing that feels like a guess

  • Decode sales calls that keep going nowhere

  • Build aligned client delivery systems that don’t drain you

No beige templates. No performative structure.
Just strategic clarity rooted in buyer psychology, energy awareness, and your actual working style.

Let’s turn that creative chaos into clean revenue, get you paid without burning out and build the version of your business that finally fits your life.

BRAGGING RIGHTS

Creative business owners come to me when the outside looks polished—but behind the scenes?
It’s chaos.
Unpredictable sales. Confusing pricing.
A “scalable” offer that quietly flops.

It’s not a discipline problem.

It’s a disconnect between what you’re selling and how your audience buys.

Here’s what we do instead:

  • Pinpoint where the money’s leaking

  • Align pricing + offers to your actual capacity

  • Decode your buyer’s brain

  • Turn launch chaos into calm, confident delivery

I don’t clean up messes—I uncover the real problem and map a strategy that works with your brain and your goals.

Creating Strategy That Actually Fits


The online biz world is wild—and too many brilliant creatives have been burned by big promises and cookie-cutter templates (cries in wasted money).

I do things differently:

  • No income hype or “just raise your prices” fluff

  • Clear expectations and real conversations from day one

  • Strategies rooted in how you actually think and sell

With a background in healthcare (process queen), nonprofit (doing more with less), and sales (making it convert), I bring strategy that’s grounded, honest, and built for your brain.

What you get isn’t another system.
It’s strategic clarity that grows with you—without requiring a personality transplant or a degree in project management.

No fluff. No false promises. Just truth, clarity, and a smarter way to run your business.


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